Fried dough enthusiasts got all hard in the arteries with excitement last week over news that a Benny’s Donuts would occupy the barely cold body of the now deceased Sunnyside-Up location in downtown Corvallis. Dr.[…]
Portlandia Traffic Situation on 2nd; County Rushes Mediators In
BREAKING NEWS- Corvallis Police are asking drivers to avoid the area around SW 2nd and SW Adams as motorists have become stranded for several days determining exactly who may have the right of way at[…]
Da Vinci Keynote Goes Off Rails… Or Does It?!
DaVinci Days proudly rose from the grave this year, crazy machines and all, the organizers having put the event on ice since 2013 to figure out how it’d work in the future, and also deal[…]
New Jury Duty Excuse; Courthouse Quake Fears
When the framers of our constitution envisioned a jury of one’s peers, the heartless bastards clearly gave not one fuck about disturbing the lives of jurors, and we’ve all been making up bullshit excuses since.[…]
Burgerville a Month Later: Soft Opening, Flaccid Patty
Attracting more Corvallisites than a new stoplight in a southern bayou town, Burgerville soft opened its first C-Town location on 9th just a month ago, and yours truly grabbed the plum assignment of checking them[…]
HP Says Screw You, But With Fireworks
Has-been tech company, Hewlett-Packard announced this week their annual community fireworks display would take place the evening of Saturday, July 23 on their Corvallis campus – and by community, what the official memo says is,[…]
Rare Pokemon Leads Wrong Corvallites to Doom
Rare Pokemon Leads Wrong Corvallites to Doom: Mega Quake a Glimmer of Hope It is with a heavy, nacho-cheese laden heart that I bring you this news, ladies and gentlemen. Over one hundred of our brother[…]
Loafer Starts, Apologizes Immediately
We the degenerate reprobates chickening behind pseudonyms and stupid fucking jokes wish to apologize in advance for starting this tasteless turd of a website, and for all the future dumb shit we’ll be posting. If[…]
Corvallis Eyesore Building Wins Prize, Because Fuck Graphic Cohesion
While most of us locals simply refer to the construction at Circle and Janssen as the ‘dry heave and water poo building’ because of its paint colors, The American Institute of Architects is so impressed,[…]
New Sam Health Heart Surgeon Protested
Dr. Wayne Tarpin seemed like a real score for Sam Health four months back, Nobel Prize winning cardiac surgeons are not usually found in towns the size of Corvallis. However, now age 52, Tarpin had[…]